Our Man In Kelv
A couple years ago I went traveling around the Eastern European nation of Kelv. I kept my friends back home updated on the weirdness that I encountered by way of my Facebook status updates. It’s time everyone else got to read them. They’re all 100% true.
Around the ‘hood
Greenwood Cemetery contains the highest point in Brooklyn => great views of the City. Also, I happened to stumble upon some relatives.
We were welcomed into our new home with dead mice and old food tucked under the stove. As I swept it up, tufts of fur and bits of guts smeared the floor.
